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Monday, November 1, 2010

I think it's time for you to grow the fuck up.

Dear Anonymous:

I seriously think you need to look at your birth certificate.  I am pretty sure you are not 5 years old.  I'm pretty sure that you are a 50-year-old man throwing mini temper tantrums because you are not getting your fucking way.

First of all, you work in an office environment - with SIXTY other people.  You share an office with two extremely considerate, and good looking (hahaha, me :P), ladies.  Would you enjoy it if suddenly we decided to listen to our music so loud that you couldn't hear the other person in the office or on the phone?  I highly doubt it.  We have our music low enough that only we can hear it.  Because we are COURTEOUS.  And because we work in an office.  Not in a fucking bar.

I'm sorry that I didn't have time to make your damn phone calls for you.  Wait, no I'm not.  I'm not sorry at all.  I was busy.  I was alone.  My partner-in-crime was away, so I was doing all the work in our department.  So screw you.  You can be pissy at me the way my child gets pissy at me when I won't let him watch TV.  Go ahead.  Fucking man child.

Go ahead and slam your door.  Whatever.  Grrrr.  I just...  I thought you were actually a decent human being.  It turns out you have some major fucking growing up to do. 

Do your own damn work - turn your music down - don't talk so DAMN loud on the phone - and get your ass off of your $500 chair that the non-profit organization paid for and do some of your own work instead of pawning it off on everyone else.

I can't wait.  Two more months, we will have our own office, and we won't have to put up with your immature shit anymore.  Someone else can deal with it.

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