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Monday, October 18, 2010

I Hate Everyone

Yesterday, we went to Confed Mall to get ink for our printer, only to find out it shut down.  So we decided to go to Lawson Heights Mall to get ink.  What do you know?  It, too, was shut down!  We ended up having to go all the way to Market Mall to get ink...  Holy!  It's the only ink place in the city!  What do you know?
Anyway, the whole point of this blog is this:  People are annoying.  We were in Lawson, and this guy selling Sea Salt for cleaning your hands stops us.  "It's made of sea salt, something else (can't remember what it was), and 24 Karot Gold!"  WOW!  Fuck.  I just wanted to tell him to leave us alone.  But Chris was hooked.  I will say, my hands have never, ever felt this soft.  I mean, it's amazing.  So, we are rubbing our hands, and he's going on and on and on about this gold and sea salt stuff.  Then, we say, "How much?"  He says, "For you, 59.95, plus this lotion."  We tell him we don't have enough money for it.  He's like, "Let me see what I can do for you."  So we said, really, no thanks, we can't afford it.  Anyway, then I saw this acne mask stuff!  I asked him about it, tell him I used all this other stuff, and it never works.  He says, everyone who uses this stuff, swears by it.  I say, how much.  "$250."  I laughed.  I said, "That's not happening."  And walked away.
So, we're walking, and walking, and walking, and this other lady stops us with these hot pads.  I wanted to take the hot pad and throw it at her face.  I SWEAR yesterday I had a "Please stop me and talk to me" sign on my forehead!  I was so grumpy, I didn't want to talk to anyone, but everone kept stopping me!
Anyway, that's all I have to say today.  Crappy post, I know.  Oh well.
Here is some lyrics to a song that I think is quite suitable for my post today.  Download it.  It's a great song.  Not quite as emo as they lyrics make it sound.  It's got a good beat to it.

I Hate Everyone by Get Set Go
Some stupid chick in the checkout line

Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man who clipped coupons
Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one
All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes
But I couldn't take it anymore so I left


I hate everyone (4x)


All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all

And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all
Some fucking asshole just cut me off
And gave me the finger when I fucking honked
Then he proceeded to put on the brakes
He slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistake
When I climbed out of my van he was waiting
But he was six three and two hundred pounds of Satan


I hate everyone (4x)


All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all


I bet you think I'm kidding
But I promise you its true
I hate most everybody
But most of all I hate
Oh, I hate you


All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
And the people in the east, I hate you all
And the people I hate least, I hate you all
And the people in the west, I hate you all
And the people I like best, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

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