The Greatest Annoyances in My Life.

I just came back from a walk with my beautiful family.  I love going for walks with them, too bad I have very little energy in the evenings after work.  Anyway, along the way, I notice a few things that just piss me off, and I decided to list them here.  These are not only annoyances from my walk, but annoyances from my general life.
1. Girls.  I hate girls.  They are so noisy, and catty, and annoying!  And I really hate disrespectful girls.  And I really, really hate girls that think they are better than every other girl.  I also hate girls that are a size 2, and are like, "Oh my God, I'm so fat."
2.  Old People.  Ok, it's not old people, per say, that annoy me.  It's the general attitude of old people.  And not all old people, just some.  Like today, these old people decided that they were going to take up 45 minutes of my time at work, because they couldn't decide what kind of drape they wanted.  Yes, I know it's my job, I know I work in retail, but I still have other things to do, you know?  I know, things were much simpler back in their day, but that's not the way it is anymore.  NO ONE takes their time anymore.
3.  Rocks in My Shoe.  Basically, self explanatory.  I hate having to stop every few minutes to dump out my shoes.
4.  Apartments.  I love my apartment.  I have lived here for almost 5 years.  And I love it!  I love my landlord, I love my neighbours (except Bald Man), and I love the ease of it.  The only thing that annoys me about my apartment is listening to everyone else's shit.  The people below me think they have an amazing stereo, and that everyone else wants to listen to it.  My neighbours have very loud S-E-X, and it's very disturbing.  I can't have my window open without listening to children screaming, which is what they do, so it's not the children that annoy me, it's the fact that I can hear them.  I hate the pest problem I get EVERY YEAR.  It should be starting soon, too.
5.  Applying for Jobs.  It's like, every job I apply for that I actually WANT, doesn't want me, so I get stuck with these shitty-ass jobs that blow monkey balls and barely pays the bills.
6.  Social Services.  Social Services is a great thing.  It really is.  The reason it is one of my greatest annoyances is because they LET people take advantage of them.  I know this couple:  He works full time, she sits on her fat ass all day, while her children go to school full time, and she is PERFECTLY capable to work.  Anyway, they get WELFARE!  And disability!  AND employment supplement and rental supplement!  AND his income!  And there are people who are on Welfare for years and years and years, people who could be working, but are too busy getting drunk or high to care about the real world, so they let the government and the rest of Saskatchewan pay for them.
Anyway, that's all for now.  Stay tuned for more of "The Greatest Annoyances in My Life".